Bad guys, here are some surefire (heh, heh) ways of not getting shot:
1) Don’t shoot at the good guys.
2) Don’t menacingly wave any weapon at the good guys.
3) Don’t menacingly charge the good guys.
4) Don’t be a bad guy.
If you follow these 4 simple rules, there is a 99.99% chance you will go through your life without getting shot in the face. However, if you opt to drift from these guidelines, your chances of turning into pink mist increase significantly. It’s not that we want to shoot you, but given the choice between us, our friends, or you meeting the Big Ranger in the Sky, it’s gonna be you every single day and twice on Sunday.
Gentlemen and ladies serving abroad or at home on our streets: When in Doubt, Empty the Magazine